Effective Ways to Kill a Relationship
Here in the Philippines, Korea novelas seem to have overtaken most of Filipino viewer’s viewing habits, me included. It’s as if we are slowly becoming Koreans ourselves especially when it comes to the new generation’s basic approach, ideas and philosophies about love. Well, maybe not to all but I can’t help but notice some teenagers acting out the piggy back ride, common to most Korean soaps, in an effort to be romantic, perhaps.
Anyways, what’s it got to do with my topic? It’s this; When you are frequent watcher of these programs, even how much you dislike to yet your household members outnumber you when it comes to viewing preference and you got nothing else to do or go to but watch the same program they are watching and you somehow absorb what you are seeing yet your brain and reason tell otherwise, you can’t help but notice that the characters, especially the protagonists, tend to run short of ideas in ending their “hell-like” previous relationship to get to their new, promising, more pleasant, and a lot romantic love interest. Of course, you immediately understand that Koreans are people who seem to have strong ties with their tradition and being in unison to what “everybody’s used to”. It’s like it’s hard to disobey the set of rules handed down by the society and you suffer because of it. As a viewer, somehow you get involved and imagine being in their shoes, then think of a more appropriate solution that, perhaps, you’re imagining the character you love watching will eventually resort to which will not happen in reality because the creative people behind the melodramatic series have another stupid idea in mind to make you a lot more hooked which I think is one way of conditioning viewers to be a hopeless dumb-ass in terms of relationships.
What I’m trying to point out here is that, in reality, you always have the option to be a dumb-ass in a relationship like the character you watched and cried with or you can choose to be more intelligent in dealing with it where you don’t necessarily have to bend all the rules handed down by your elders but play a mind game of sort and be more active in your effort to end your suffering, which is your infernal relationship with your crazy-old-hag girlfriend or fiancée.
How then does one end a relationship effectively? It’s simple. Read on and you’ll get it.
- First, always be critical and uptight. Show your partner that you are better than him/her in most things. Always point out their mistakes no matter how small. Suggest to them how you’d effectively do things if you’re doing what they’re doing with the end purpose of making them think that you’re a perfectionist who’s difficult to please. It’s like cuing to them in packets of suggestion that they are useless and stupid compared to you.
- Always stay out late for work. Cancel your dates from time to time to attend other work related activities. And shrink the frequency of your visits to her to only a fourth. Show them that you are an ambitious workaholic dude who is slowly being eaten up by the more attractive and promising corporate game and you no longer have time for a bitch like her.
- Cheat. Always be with your more preferred love interest or your number 2. Show hints that you are doing so through kiss marks, unerased text messages, and several other ways you can think of.
- Be unkempt. Unkempt means the opposite of being neat and tidy. Crap in your pants when having a diarrhea during your date. Don’t shave. Wear smelly clothes that have been on you for days. Fart out loud when you have the chance. It’s a real turn-off.
- Be comfortable with her that you tell her the dos and don’ts in your relationship. Treat her like a subject and you as a tyrant who wants this and that and nothing else, no sidelines. Always start a fight and impose your point authoritatively like a military officer to a private. Make them think that you’ll turn them into a battered wife/husband once you get married.
- Similar to the above-mentioned, be a control freak. Watch their every movement. Control their independence and force it to become dependence. Be dominating and always device ways no matter how cruel or savage to lessen, control, or curtail their rights and freedoms.
- Be judgmental and a bias. Blame their family and friends for the mishap which is them. Tell her how annoyed you are with her parents and siblings. Always say “Tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are”, and “Birds of the same feathers always flock together”.
- Be disinterested. Don’t give compliments. Negligence is the key. Act like there’s no one around or that you didn’t hear anything when they are with you. When feeling horny, masturbate or do it with somebody else. Deprive them of sex.
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