love signals and lame excuses
Stupid Snorkler by: fotogail
Excuses are not always made to avoid the things you don’t like. There are also some few chances where it can work to your advantage in terms of winning another’s heart. When you like someone but can’t find the right moment to tell her, use excuses (the lamer the better) to somehow give-out that message without directly saying it. Here are some examples. Please feel free to read. Please be warned though that some are just too cheesy and corny for some people.
SituationA: She catches you looking at her.
Excuse1: -Say “nothing” and just let out your most attractive smile.-
Excuse2: Sorry, there must be something wrong with my eyes.
Excuse3: What? Is it forbidden now to look at your face?
SituationB: She notices the too much “extra” attention you are giving her.
Excuse1: -Say “nothing” and just let out your most attractive smile.-
Excuse2: I just feel too “FRIENDLY” when you’re around.
Excuse3: You remind me of my long dead sister, JOKE!!!
SituationC: You accidentally touched her hand and she felt something funny about it.
Excuse1: What? Is it also forbidden to touch your hands now?
Excuse2: You know what; your hands are so soft. Can I touch them again?
Excuse3: Oh, there was a (stuttering and then gets cut off for a moment to think) ummh.. mosquito on your hand.
SituationD: You’re sitting shoulder to shoulder with her inside a crowded public transport vehicle; when suddenly, she notices the expression on your face that you’re enjoying being that close to her.
Excuse1: -Say “nothing” and just let out your most attractive smile.-
Excuse2: What? Is it that damn forbidden to be this close to you? What’s happening to people these days?
Excuse3: I have to admit that it isn’t easy to be in this position with the two of us tightly bound to each other’s skin. I also understand your cause of concern for my untoward expression a while ago. It is not of my sincerest intention to take advantage of the circumstance we are in to sexually offend you in anyway. But given this extremely pleasant sensation with your skin caressing against mine, I would say it somehow presents to me a sexually gratifying experience that I can’t seem to ignore but succumb to its enticing allure and “jack-off” inside my head.
SituationE: You’re constantly smiling when you pass by her. You know she can see. Then, finally, the two of you have the time to talk to each other. You then decide to smile at her once more.
Excuse1: -You’re already smiling so just say “nothing”.-
Excuse2: Just some funny thoughts going on inside my head.
Excuse3: You know it really helps to smile back.
Excuse4: I know we met somewhere before. I just can’t remember.
SituationF: You always make it a point to look nice and smell good when she’s around. She knows you’re trying to impress her. She then asks you if you always look and smell like that even if she’s not around.
Excuse1: -She’s lame herself so just answer her with a big “NO”.-
Excuse2: Strangely, it always occurs to me these past few days to look presentable. I don’t know why.
Excuse3: -Make your sincerest, cutest, and most attractive smile (like those of leading men in soaps) and say nothing, as in nothing.-
Excuse4: God, please help me. What’s wrong with the world today? Is it really, really that forbidden to make a lasting impression on the one you find most desirable…. (think for a long time while slowly turning your face towards her and then…) Oooops!!! I spilled the beans.
By now you must have finally internalized these few examples I have given. Or, you must have finally realized that I am just fooling around. So I’ll just smile (cute, sincerest, most attractive, leading man role type of smile) and say “NOTHING”. What? is it really that forbidden to make people laugh from time to time (just hoping that you guys are laughing or, at least, smiling)? Please understand, I’m a failure in life so I’m just trying to make it up here in the we…. (after 10 secs.) Ooops!!! I spilled the beans. Ha-ha-ha, it doesn’t matter, no use crying over spoiled milk.
(For a better understanding of what the author is writing about and what to expect about this blog, just read the “more” link in the “about” entry in the sidebar and/or read also the “disclaimer” link which is also situated in the left sidebar.)
Tagged as: love, excuse, lame
Excuse1: -Say “nothing” and just let out your most attractive smile.-
Excuse2: Sorry, there must be something wrong with my eyes.
Excuse3: What? Is it forbidden now to look at your face?
SituationB: She notices the too much “extra” attention you are giving her.
Excuse1: -Say “nothing” and just let out your most attractive smile.-
Excuse2: I just feel too “FRIENDLY” when you’re around.
Excuse3: You remind me of my long dead sister, JOKE!!!
SituationC: You accidentally touched her hand and she felt something funny about it.
Excuse1: What? Is it also forbidden to touch your hands now?
Excuse2: You know what; your hands are so soft. Can I touch them again?
Excuse3: Oh, there was a (stuttering and then gets cut off for a moment to think) ummh.. mosquito on your hand.
SituationD: You’re sitting shoulder to shoulder with her inside a crowded public transport vehicle; when suddenly, she notices the expression on your face that you’re enjoying being that close to her.
Excuse1: -Say “nothing” and just let out your most attractive smile.-
Excuse2: What? Is it that damn forbidden to be this close to you? What’s happening to people these days?
Excuse3: I have to admit that it isn’t easy to be in this position with the two of us tightly bound to each other’s skin. I also understand your cause of concern for my untoward expression a while ago. It is not of my sincerest intention to take advantage of the circumstance we are in to sexually offend you in anyway. But given this extremely pleasant sensation with your skin caressing against mine, I would say it somehow presents to me a sexually gratifying experience that I can’t seem to ignore but succumb to its enticing allure and “jack-off” inside my head.
SituationE: You’re constantly smiling when you pass by her. You know she can see. Then, finally, the two of you have the time to talk to each other. You then decide to smile at her once more.
Excuse1: -You’re already smiling so just say “nothing”.-
Excuse2: Just some funny thoughts going on inside my head.
Excuse3: You know it really helps to smile back.
Excuse4: I know we met somewhere before. I just can’t remember.
SituationF: You always make it a point to look nice and smell good when she’s around. She knows you’re trying to impress her. She then asks you if you always look and smell like that even if she’s not around.
Excuse1: -She’s lame herself so just answer her with a big “NO”.-
Excuse2: Strangely, it always occurs to me these past few days to look presentable. I don’t know why.
Excuse3: -Make your sincerest, cutest, and most attractive smile (like those of leading men in soaps) and say nothing, as in nothing.-
Excuse4: God, please help me. What’s wrong with the world today? Is it really, really that forbidden to make a lasting impression on the one you find most desirable…. (think for a long time while slowly turning your face towards her and then…) Oooops!!! I spilled the beans.
By now you must have finally internalized these few examples I have given. Or, you must have finally realized that I am just fooling around. So I’ll just smile (cute, sincerest, most attractive, leading man role type of smile) and say “NOTHING”. What? is it really that forbidden to make people laugh from time to time (just hoping that you guys are laughing or, at least, smiling)? Please understand, I’m a failure in life so I’m just trying to make it up here in the we…. (after 10 secs.) Ooops!!! I spilled the beans. Ha-ha-ha, it doesn’t matter, no use crying over spoiled milk.
(For a better understanding of what the author is writing about and what to expect about this blog, just read the “more” link in the “about” entry in the sidebar and/or read also the “disclaimer” link which is also situated in the left sidebar.)
Tagged as: love, excuse, lame
2 Comments:
$14- not bad. Dont give up hope. INstead try to post more. I think in this blog you can write about the relationship of celebrity people. For example, about the hollywood stars who had success and failure in their relationships. This way you can get more visitors. Of course, you are the expert in this field not me. But just an idea.
No, not $14, it's 14 cents. I wish I could write about hollywood star's relationships but it's too restricting for me and I hate Hollywood stars. I like the Asian stars more. They have a more, let's just say, nicer attitude and reputation. Besides, I don't want to poke in into other's people's lives and make comments about it.
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